I’m just here for the cute animals

According to ​research​, looking at photos of cute things – like dogs – can improve our mental health. And even make us more productive. So scroll forth guilt-free and be happy! Not a dog person? There are cats, horses, rabbits, lambs, bees, birds, and micro pigs just for you. You’re welcome.

“Did someone say mini sausage & mash canapes?”
“We da cutest couple at every wedding we go to.”
When they forget to put you on the seating plan …
“Whaddya mean we’ve got to have a bath first?”
“Never mind the Groom’s suit. Where’s my catsuit?”
“Will you take my hand in marriage?”
“I could’ve done a better job of putting holes in that dress, y’know.”
“I overhead something about edible flowers …”
“Apparently the Groom has a Lamborgini. Let’s see if it wants to play with us!”
“Whatever this photographer says, Lottie, do not give up the sofa.”
“Weddings are sooo snoring.”
“Get to it! We’ve got an order for 100 honey jar favours to fulfil.”
“But why can’t I wear heels like all the other ladies?”
“No, I totally didn’t see Great Aunt Mary pour her Pimms on the pampas grass.” *wink*
When your ex is going to be at the wedding so you make an extra effort.
“But I get to go on the honeymoon, right?”
“I’m pulling the lead out if you put on ‘Bridesmaids’ again.”
“You coming in here in your pretty white dress, mama?”
“I promise not to be extra in the photos.”
“The best part about the wedding was when everyone went out for the day.”
“We’re not baaaaad at posing.”
“I’m looking forward to pigging out on the canapes.”
“When I asked to be a flower girl, being told to stay on this sofa wasn’t what I had in mind.”