Wedding photography
Have your wedding cake and eat it... documentary photos, family photos, couple portraits AND all the little details.
#craughing
"Has anyone got the White Rabbit on speed dial?"
"No-one will ever be as entertained by us as us"
"Where’s the pizza got to?"
Over, under, around and through,
Meet Mr. Bunny Rabbit, pull and through.
Becca's Gran gave the bubbly a run for its money
"I've reflected on the matter and decided any activity that requires changing out of our PJs is not happening today."
"Shall we give this up and try snakes and ladders?"
"Pass me the scissors, I’ve found a loose thread"
"Do these come with instructions?"
"Throw me one of those soft mints"
"But you were only wearing your Mum's apron as your wedding dress yesterday."
"I’m telling you the truth, I saw a crocodile and it was *this* big"
"Simon says… Gimme five"
Chanel would be proud
"The shoe fits! You shall marry your Prince!"
Peter tried not to be distracted by AJs plea for dinosaur-shaped nuggets and a banana milkshake.
"Oh dear. I thought it was a Christening today."
"Did someone invite me to something?"
"What d’ya mean... only the bride should wear white? It’s my natural colour."
"Did you pinch this from my front window?"
Naps wait for no-one
"I think he dropped something"
"What?! There are no snacks here?"
"I can't believe you brought the ring from the Rice Krispies box"
"Squeeze my hand if you think we should run off and steal all the canapes"
Anyone?
Everyone clapped when Stephanie won the 'biggest grin' contest.
"I'm stuck on you"
"They didn’t tell me I had to pay the bill"
"I'm glad I wore my Bridget Jones pants"
Katie wanted everyone to link hands and sing 'Lord of the Dance' .... but the Vicar was more concerned about whether he could fit the surname 'Featherstonehaugh' into the tiny box on the marriage register
"Don’t worry folks, I’m sure it’s a false alarm"
Joe & Izzy got married on National 'Hug A Blonde' day
He played it cool, but Milly wasn't impressed with George's new car
"I'll beat them all to catch the bouquet, darling. But first I need lipstick."
"This reminds me of that time we had a pillow fight"
Luckily, Nick and Becca's car driver had a Dyson hand-held
"Has anyone seen the church?"
"See ya! Wouldn’t wanna be ya."
Just wave casually. We'll overtake them on Tin Can Alley.
"No-one gets a drink until we find out who coughed when the vicar asked if anyone had any objections..."
"Are you any good at solving riddles? We might have to pay a troll fee..."
"Stand perfectly still and the triffids won't see us"
Knock knock! Who's there? Arch. Arch who? Bless you!
"The loser has to wear their pants on their head for the rest of the day"
"Hold on to your hats, ladies. No-one needs to see your hat hair."
Alice's flower girls rose to the occasion
"Don't look now but there's a camera pointing at us. 1 o'clock."
Babysitter: check. Relaxing music: check. Matchsticks: fail.
Never work with... Play games instead
DIY play fort – wedding style. Winner gets two pieces of wedding cake.
It’s not over ‘til the newlyweds sing
Boy meets girl. Boys marries another girl. #truestory
"See no evil, hear no evil … Wait! I knew I should’ve picked someone else to be my best man."
Winner winner chicken dinner
"Oh no! I forgot to record Strictly."
"And here’s to some very important people that today couldn’t have happened without… the bar staff"
"You're my kind of light show."
"Ever felt like you’re being watched?"
"Quick! Someone cover my bald patch so it doesn't show in the photo."
What's the difference between a tipi and George Michael's toupee? One's a wigwam and one's a Wham! wig.
"You can be Fred. I'll be Ginger."
"I told you to put more money in the electricity meter"
"What does this switch do?"
