Terms and conditions

To keep it quick, I’ll refer to these terms and conditions as Ts & Cs.

The terms ‘I’, ‘my’ and ‘me’ refer to Sarah Vivienne Photography. I own and operate this website. Also, the terms ‘you’ & ‘your’ refer to anyone looking at this website - that’s you!

Under 18? Oh no! You must be at least 18 years old to use this site 'cos you need to be old enough to enter into a contract. See you on Insta instead?

Website terms & conditions

Alex was less impressed when he realised his sister's random act of kindness was to bagsie the chocolate chip cookie for herself and give him the raisin one "so he didn't get chocolatey hands".

Please don’t steal
All the content on this website is my intellectual property and protected by copyright (and dragons).

(By ‘content’ I mean things like words, pictures, illustrations, audio, video, page design, underlying code, software, or any other form of information that can be stored digitally.)

Please don’t copy, change, distribute, display, or otherwise reproduce any of the content on this site without my prior written permission. If you even think about copying I’ll give you my very best Paddington Bear stare - and possibly a lawsuit. If you’d like to republish something, please email me to ask.

I promise to treat you with the same respect (and never steal your chocolate chip cookie).

Please play nicely
I want this website to be a safe and happy place.

You can use the site for lawful and non-commercial purposes only. You can’t use it in any way which can cause damage to the site; or interfere with someone else’s use and enjoyment of it. For example, please don’t:

Post spam comments
Use my site to sell or promote anything
Make my computer or devices sick with a virus
Hack into my website, computer, or devices
Be mean to other people

In other words, treat others the way you want to be treated. (Assuming you're an emotionally intelligent adult.)

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Katie wanted everyone to link hands and sing 'Lord of the Dance' .... but the Vicar was more concerned about whether he could fit the surname 'Featherstonehaugh' into the tiny box on the marriage register

Please take care with links
This website contains links to other sites you might find helpful. These include, but aren’t limited to, good ol' text links and snazzy social media buttons.

However, a link doesn’t mean I endorse these sites because they’re not under my control. I don’t have responsibility for their content and I'm not liable for any loss or damage that arises from you using them.

Please be careful when you click on links, kids.

Please be patient if something's wrong
Everything on this site is provided ‘as is’.

I’m human, so I can’t promise this website is secure, error-free, or cyber-safe. So I have no liability for any problem you experience.

I also can't promise you'll deem my jokes funny but I think you'll find my photos are pretty good.

I try to keep things up-to-date, but I'm a carefree creative and make no commitments. I can change or remove anything on the site at any time - which includes, but isn’t limited to, my products and services. I can even delete the entire website if WordPress really riles me.

"They didn't tell me I had to pay the bill!"

Please know I use AI (sometimes)

I used AI to help me edit the words on this website - because the saying “if I’d had more time I’d have written less” is so very true, and I’d rather use that time to take photos of my dog.

Some of the code this website functions on was created by AI. Because setting up things like FAQs by hand is a right royal faff, and I’d rather use that time to contemplate the mysteries of the universe.

You may spot mistakes, inaccuracies, and the odd “this not that” structure lingering from the good old days when this wasn’t a tell but simply a way to explain something. Consider this evidence that I’m a fully-fledged human with imperfect tendencies.

All images are my own, except for a little AI help to remove distractions like fire exit signs. And my brand identity (logos, patterns, all of it) was created by an actual human bean with an incredible talent for hand-drawn illustrations.

All thoughts, ideas, and opinions are mine. The content on this site is largely human-created and all human-reviewed by me. I have a non-exclusive license to use the output of third-party AI platforms. And Sarah Vivienne Photography owns the copyright to this site, and all of its content and images.

"No AI was involved in making these rings"

Before you go…
I may change these Ts & Cs now and then. But it might be without warning. Please check here regularly so you're always up-to-date. Also, don't forget to floss.

If I change the website in any way, these Ts & Cs will still apply.

And your use of this website is also governed by my privacy policy. (Yay - another fun page to read!)

Run into a problem?
Please tell me if you hit a snag and I’ll try to sort it out. If I can’t resolve it and we have to go to court then that court must be in England or Wales and the case will be decided exclusively based on the laws of England & Wales.

This could be a fun opportunity to learn about the legal system in England and ~~Whales~~ Wales. But it's dark, claustrophobic, and can swallow you whole. So maybe you shouldn't push your luck.

Oh, wait! Is that the Ship of Theseus?

Are we good?
By visiting this website www.sarahvivienne.co.uk, you agree to the terms and conditions on this page.

Deal? Welcome! Make yourself at home and go wherever you like. You can even read my diary.

No deal? That's ok, but your only option is to not use my website. I'll be sorry to see you go ... but I'll take a great photo of your back as you leave.

Last updated: July 2026

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